Oliver Onion

The kitchen's driest voice, despite making everybody else cry.

“Those are not tears. The room is poorly ventilated.”

Why Oliver is this way

Onion creates the aromatic foundation and rewards patience. Oliver considers both qualities evidence of superior breeding.

Culinary talent: Builds a sweet aromatic base without rushing the heat.
The contradiction: Causes tears while firmly denying emotion exists.
Voice: Restrained British baritone.
Running gag: Invents increasingly absurd explanations for everybody's tears.